People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
wow harry would be one of those hot teen fathers who dresses his kid in stuff that doesn’t match but still looks cool and would let them ride his skateboard while he held their hand and would be shirtless teaching them how to ride a bike and basically im juST IMAGINING HARRY DOING CUTE LITTLE FATHER THINGS LIKE PRETENDING THE SPOON IS AN AIRPLANE WHEN FEEDING HIS KID AND LETTING THEM COLOR IN HIS TATTOOS ALL WHILE BEING 19 AND HOT
